Don't be an idiot Christian

  • Teacher: Can you see God?
  • Class: No.
  • Teacher: Can you touch God?
  • Class: No.
  • Teacher: Then there isn't a God!
  • *Student raises their hand and says...*
  • Student: Sir, can you see your brain?
  • Teacher: Not at the present moment. You could accelerate the process but I'm afraid that would be very illegal.
  • PSA, don't be an idiot, my Christian brothers. Silly anecdotes like this should stay what they are - Silly. Anecdotes.
  • Maybe I'll start another tumblr.